— Julio Cesar (@_julioc9) October 8, 2013
Allow me to introduce you to @_JulioC9.
That’s his twitter handle. And he’s definitely in the running for the “Maria Sharapova’s Biggest Fan” award. (That’s not actually an award, but don’t tell this guy).
During a Twitter Q&A on Tuesday (all the cool tennis players are doing them), Julio repeatedly sent Maria a pic of the new tattoo he has on his bicep — it’s none other than Sharapova’s very diva-esque signature.
After a few dozen tweets in her direction by Julio, Sharapova finally responded with an approving retweet. (But if you check out Julio’s twitter page, there’s a pretty good example of “Twitter hate” in the comments).
Julio was understandably excited, but not for long. The gesture didn’t sway Sharapova from her new love interest with the young up-and-comer Grigor Dimitrov.
Ah well, you can lead Sugarpova to water, but you can’t make her drink.
As the Russian’s say, “Zhizn’ suka!” (That’s Russian for “Life’s a Bitch!”).